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To Sell A Script I Would:Feed Grandma to the zombies.
12% (4 votes)
Put a body part in a vise.
6% (2 votes)
Drink snot and chew aluminum foil.
9% (3 votes)
Wet kiss a cougar (either kind.)
18% (6 votes)
Sell my soul - oh wait, I already did.
55% (18 votes)
Total votes: 33
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VICTOR PHAN PollTo Sell A Script I Would:
Feed Grandma to the zombies.
12%
Put a body part in a vise.
6%
Drink snot and chew aluminum foil.
9%
Wet kiss a cougar (either kind.)
18%
Sell my soul - oh wait, I already did.
55%
Total votes: 33
Apathy kills, but I don't care - Hank Moody Whisky, weed and Warren Zevon, it's the little things -Hank Moody Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now, Jenna. Medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the 'disgusting' range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. *holds up brochure* How important is tooth retention to you? Jenna Maroney: It's pretty important... What about my crazy surgical options, Dr. Spaceman? Dr. Leo Spaceman: Please, Dr. Spaceman is my dad. Call me Leo. And there are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw clinic? Jenna Maroney: Am I? That's where the Olsen twins were separated!
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Interesting...
I find it hilarious that selling our souls to eternal damnation becoming Satan's cellbitch to sell a screenplay is a viable option, but a body part in a vise? Nah.....