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I will not read your ****ing script! Submitted by quade on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:37pm
 Interesting article. blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/09/i_will_not_read.php I'm not saying I agree with everything said, but it's a data point to consider. |
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10%
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"Evilman?"
The last two comments are a joke, right?
Right?
Perhaps it's much too late to reply to this post, but I found the article fascinating. As an aspiring screenwriter, I will still ask people to read my ****ing script. However, as a former script reader, I will also ensure that the script at least demonstrates a grasp of the English language first.
Query Cover Note
My Story
Title: Evilman
Genre: Horror
Certificate 18
It isn't part of any Screenplay I've written it is just something I thought would make a great Film for the Cinema and that any Producer and Director wishing to take it into Production is welcomed to take a look at it and contact me about it here.
I've an Agent and a Contact in the Television and Film Industry who is at the moment selling my other Screenplay.
Title: SUPERPEOPLE
Genre: Sci-Fi
which is a Superhero Film.
My Story - Evilman
Set to be in a classic in the far future.
The Zombies have overrun America Assembly as the Minister of Defence, a remote friend, is bit by an infection rat who had arrived from Britain and spent sometime in the sewers. She becomes Zombie and begins to attack other ministers leaving the politicians turned into Zombies in a desperate attempt to escape the Assembly, which is shut down by the coast guard, public defence and by Home Security.
As a result of the event, Britain and America decide to split Canada into serveral halves to create seperate boarder states within each area. So far most people but what is unusual about the Zombies attack the most important part of the nation's capital city, and there are no survivors in the Assembly building in the end because eventually the Zombies overrun everything.
This Story is a classic anti-nwo fiction.