- Glee's hot Cheerios cheerleader to Jacob Ben Israel, school video blogger (after her breast implant surgery)
SANTANA: "Hey! My eyes are up here, Jew fro. "
- SUE SYLVESTER: "That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."
- Mr. Schue: ''Who can tell me what a ballad is?''
Brittany: ''A male duck.''
- Brittany: ''Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?... Yeah.''