American families want to see pants

Submitted by marse on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 4:12pm

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This is so perfectly executed and fun-ny: link

These are the genuises responsible for it: link

Other fun:

How Jack The Ripper became Jack The Rapper: link

Blow it Up: link

Mark

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Submitted by twluke on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:50pm.

HI I THINK THE BEST OF KEVEN AND WOULD LIKE TO BE A LEAD ACTOR WITH HIM IN A MMP. I THINK HE IS UP SCALE AND EXCITING TO BE AROUND----TENNESSEE WINSTON LUKE

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RAYMOND OBSTFELD
His collaboration with basketball legend
Kareem Abdul-Jabbarr on the book "What Color is My World" is flying off the shelves and is its second printing through Amazon.Com

Amazon.Com , Raymond Obstfeld

MARK SEVI
His script "Devil's Knot" is in pre-production with Reese Witherspoon and Colin Firth.
Atom Egoyan directs on a budget of 20meg. this summer.

Devil's Knot IMDB, Mark Sevi.Com

ROBERT ROLLINS
Begins pre-production on his latest independent feature "Fortune's Fool" for a start date this Spring.

Robert Rollins Pictures

ERIC HENSMAN
Begins pre-production on his feature TBA.

Lennexe Productions

VICTOR PHAN
Booked a 3-feature film storyboarding deal with Collazo Versace, visual effects artist who is part of the effects team nominated for an Academy Award for Best Achievement in Visual Effects in Dreamworks's "Real Steel."

Victor's IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3399096

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