5 Word Review
| Sherlock Holmes | Robert | ||||
| Avatar | Dances | ||||
| Twilight | Vampires | ||||
| Star Wars (A New Hope) | Galaxies | ||||
| Whiteout | shoulda | ||||
| Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (now available on VOD) | Don't Go Pee While Watching | ||||
| Drive (now available on Netflix streaming) | Don't | ||||
| Moonrise Kingdom | Precious, Deliberate, Gentle, Really White | ||||
| Brave | Belle dyes her hair red | ||||
| Rango | Pirandello meets Pixar in Chinatown | ||||
| Black Donnellys | Why Was This Series Cancelled! | ||||
| Mission Impossible 3 | Good story, exciting stunts, unbelievable. (but fun) | ||||
| Californication | I'm In Pain; Let's Screw | ||||
| The Tudors | I'm The King; Let's Screw | ||||
| Total Recall | Total Fecal | ||||
| The Bourne Legacy | Bourne 4x. He Never Learns. | ||||
| Mission Impossible 1 | Impossible Mission: Enjoy this movie | ||||
| Mission Impossible 2 | New Math: 2 = 1 | ||||
| Mission Impossible 3 | Old Math: 1+2=3 | ||||
| Les Intouchables | Allez toute suite. Tu l'aime. | ||||
| Moonrise Kingdom | Holden Caulfield at summer camp |
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Devil
Shyamalan should stick to producing.
Eldorado
My oh my -- road trip!
Hot Tub Time Machine
Now I feel dirty too
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Now I hate blue people too
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You had me at Jakesully
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Dances with Wolves in space
Red Cliff
Cool Chinese Braveheart lotsa arrows